whores

I hate you so much. I think they should all die choked with cum and get aids, gonorrhea and herpes at the same time. Or just reciprocally shoot themselves. I hope they get crushed to death by an elephant; Lit themselves on fire or something. I hope they all get so fucked until they die one day. Freaking bitches.. why don't you become a prostitute so at least you can make money out of it. I hate all of them, especially you. Seriously, just fucking use your mouth to eat and your pussy to pee. SLUT!

...

Ooh! Get me away from here I'm dying
Play me a song to set me free
Nobody writes them like they used to
So it may as well be me
Here on my own now after hours
Here on my own now on a bus
Think of it this way
You could either be successful or be us
With our winning smiles, and us
With our catchy tunes, and us
Now we're photogenic
You know, we don't stand a chance

Oh, I'll settle down with some old story
About a boy who's just like me
Thought there was love in everything and everyone
You're so naive!
They always reach a sorry ending
They always get it in the end.
Still it was worth it as I turned the pages solemnly, and then
With a winning smile, the boy
With naivety succeeds
At the final moment, I cried
I always cry at endings

Oh, that wasn't what I meant to say at all
From where I'm sitting, rain
Washing against the lonely tenement
Has set my mind to wander
Into the windows of my lovers
They never know unless I write
"This is no declaration, I just thought I'd let you knowgoodbye"
Said the hero in the story
"It is mightier than swords
I could kill you sure
But I could only make you cry with these words"

So this is how my day started:

Phone rings at 9am, I go answer it and it's a guy calling from a store at the mall I never go shopping at. He calls me to let me know I don't go to the their shop and asks why.

OK. Are YOU letting me know I don't go to your store? Dude, I know I don't!!! Let me tell you something... People don't have a reason for not going to your store if they have never been in there. Why do you call random number at 9 in the morning asking why they don't go shopping in your store? Sorry but it's a little retarded... Why don't you think about making a catalog instead? Or I don't know, buy a billboard or something, put a commercial on TV. Do you really think people want to talk to you over the phone? I mean, we work too! What kinda boss do you have? Does he really pay you to call people all day? Or is it you who gets really bored working there and just starts calling people!? Guess what.. I don't care about your new summer clothes! And I'm totally not going to your shop if I need them. Plus if you are losing your customers (which makes me think you are incredibly desperate) that's not a good way to make new ones. Is the rent getting expensive? Is your comission getting lower? Try out some marketing classes.. they might help.

From online conversations..

yes - not mad at all
yes! - getting mad
YES - kinda mad
YES! - mad
YES!!!!!!!!!!! - really mad
OH YES!!!!!!! - horny

Just add the "oh" in front of everything to make it sound good.

you people...

My city doesn't change. Last Saturday I decided to go downtown to take some pictures and walk around to see what is new. Surprisingly all the shops, bars, book stores, churches (...) that I remember are still in the same place, so is everything else. When I say everything else I mean all the weird people that are still around there. The last time I was here people would do anything to get your attention even if you are just going out to do errands NOT wanting to be bothered. I'm gonna have to mention some of them:

* Those freaking Hare Krishna people. O-M-G! They always try to make you buy one of the books about 'whatever-they-believe-in'. Actually they don't try, they pretty much force you to. I'm sick of them. Why do they dress like that anyway? They look like a bunch of homos going to a yoga class. I even went to their "temple" one day for a college project. When I got there I was greeted with a nice welcome, people were friendly and cheerful until they start forcing me to stay in the circle and sing "Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama" for at least 35 times with them. I was only there for a project as I said, but the Hare Krishna lady promised she would give me some vegetarian food at the end so I stayed. I was held captive for the longest 30 minutes of my whole life when I just couldn't handle it anymore and went back home - with no food. It was like a class, a torture class, about Krishna beliefs that I don't care about!!! All I wanted was someone to answer my questions as I usually do to them when they stop me on the streets. Krishna people - you and your stupid religion, GO FIND A JOB!

* Ok hippies, your turn! First of all, no, I don't want to buy one of those ugly bracelets you always make me look at. Second, why do you always put your shit on the ground right in front of the most famous structures we have in the city? I came out of my house to take a picture of that very interesting structure you are blocking.... but now all I have are pictures of you people playing your stupid guitars right in front of it. Great. That's awesome. I can print them now and maybe decorate my hippie tent with some hippie flowers and a hippie "love and peace" sign. Lastly and most important - you really stink! Dudes, common we are in 2009 already. People shower everyday now. Make a time machine out of your bracelets and move back to the 60's, please.

(awesome)

* To finish my collection of my most hated people, I didn't forget the gypsies. Oh yeah, even if I wanted to I could not forget you folks because you have your TENT sitting in the way of everywhere I want to go. What are you people? A mix between drunk homeless people and pirates that didn't have enough money to buy a pirate ship? Do you even have any money to buy anything at all? How do you wash your clothes? Because I always see them drying on the top of a barbed wire fence. Plus, do you really think you are psychic? I can't believe you are stupid enough to think you can palm read or see my future through a crystal ball. That only happens in cartoons, trust me. I have absolutely no idea how you came to the world but it's time to be normal and just buy a clothes line already. No offense.

Just to end my post this is the only good picture I took on the entire day:

Thank God the pretty flowers are at least still there.

hell and heaven

One of the only things I like in Brazil is the sunset. Especially the view from my window... It's crazy how a cloudy day can be pretty at the end.

I am living in a sadness lack of ideas lately. I can't find absolutely anything to do and that's quite an unpleasant reality. I don't think I ever wanted to work and go to school so bad like I do right now. (Yes, and both at the same time!) I wish I could make something... How do I build an airplane?

beach weekend

The crappy weather didn't help my pictures today but at least I got one good shot.

Balneário Camboriú is only fun if you have some friends to hang out with. It's true, I spent most of the time walking around by myself and I might be the only person who hates that city. I've never liked it actually. All the glamour people have when they drive around and that nasty ocean water... It's only good if you like going to clubs and all that but who goes to the beach to ONLY go out at night? I guess a lot of people but me! The only good thing I can think of is the fact that everything is open until very late at night and that's amazing. I mean if I want to eat chinese food at 2am I'm sure I'll find a restaurant. But yeah, if I ever have that wish in my life I will make sure to drive all the way to BC. Roger that?

great.

It's always like that.

I say: I'm going to the beach.
The rain says: I'm coming with you.

awful horrible no bueno

C'est la vie!

It has not been the best week for me.. In fact it has been terrible. It all started when I got in Brazil and it's getting worse as the days pass through. Being far from people I want to be around all the time, no independence for anything I want to do and to make it worse, my job has been canceled. Yes, the only thing I was happy about now it's over. Supposedly I was going to start on Monday but they couldn't put me on the schedule for this semester anymore AND NOW I can't go back to school either because the sign up has passed. So yeah.. Let me just say that even sick and with the worst heartache I could ever had... I'm still breathing!

Meia Praia

This is the place I'm going to spend my whole summer this year. I'm impressed how cool it looks from what it looked like couple years ago... I see that path and it makes me want to go straight to a shop, buy a bike and tear that street up!

busy day

After like 5 days, the sun has finally come out. But instead of going out to do something productive I have to go get all my documents ready to start working (including physical exam and teeth x-ray - but the last one is not part of my working needs). I also have to open a new bank account. I hate when people go to the store and they pay their grocery with a gold credit card. I always wanted to have one of those just because they treat you like a king if you have one... It's true. I'm going to be the first poor girl to have a gold account number but I'M GOING TO GET A FREAKING GOLD CREDIT CARD TODAY! I don't care how much it will cost me... (bitches!)

picnic

It was nice and sunny in my city today so we decided to go out for a picnic. Caio said he had a cool towel we could use. He came over with a shirt instead, but we used it anyways.

one week left

In exactly ONE week I'll be in Brazil. It's exciting to go back but not too exciting to leave. Getting rid of the summer and going back to the freezing winter. The good thing is that I'm going to be eating my mummy's healthy and fresh food again. I'm so sick of fast food and all the crap I eat here all the time. Especially because the cheap food is the fat food (always that way). The gay thing is that I will be going back to school, getting a job and not having time for anything else. Since I have to enjoy my last week of fun, Erik and I will be going to Six Flags tomorrow. And then we will be going to the beach (again). Yeah, the week is going through faster than I thought...

the hangover

The funniest movie ever made deserves a picture in here.

the day we went to vegas

Our porn cards collection:

The biggest drop roller coaster:

We recently went to Las Vegas for a vacation kinda trip. It wasn't our first time but I'm pretty sure it was the most fun one. On the way, we had to stop at Buffalo Bill's to go on the biggest drop roller coaster. I seriously almost died in that thing and I'm glad I didn't have anything to eat before I got on that ride. Then we continued the trip to Vegas. The coolest thing was that everything was free (except for food). We had 2 free nights at the Flamingo which had the best swimming pool and water slides ever. The other cool thing was that we figured out that our room key was the same one for a couple other casinos, so we could go to all the other pools in the other casinos too. On the streets, Las Vegas was full of all the disgusting things that everybody says Las Vegas is full of. I'm talking about all those drunk people, alcohol smell and porn star cards that they give to you when you are walking around. After awhile we started collecting them and I was impressed how many cards we got in 5 minutes of walking.We had a super fun time and even got free stuff for dancing with a gay guy at The Venetian. We also got some free tickets to go up to the Eiffel Tower. It could of been more amazing if we weren't so afraid of heights but it was still fun. The trip was absolutely amazing, we got another free night for the Imperial Palace (which was not as good as the Flamingo, but it’s a free room in VEGAS) - so who cares. We got to go see the Cirque Du Soileil - “O” (view trailer). It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. All those people coming and going in the water. They just come fom nowhere and then they disapear. Last time I was in Vegas I saw the Mystére (view trailer) and I cannot figure out which one I like better yet. After another day in the pool we finally were able to get back home but I already wanna go back…But for now I guess we have to go back to buying our alcohol! (dammit)

We found...

...the most beautiful place on Earth!! The picture was from inside a cave and right behind Erik there is a cool little private beach.


We had to wait for the perfect moment the waves were hitting the rocks.



Erik found a cool little jacuzzi for crabs.

The beach was fun. Totally fun!! I even went in the water.. Erik had to hold me but I did (with no booties)!!! Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get bitten/pinched this time. Even with thousands of crabs walking sideways on the rocks. Crabs are funny when they don't attack you. I'm considering a crab for a pet, they are kinda entertaining. But the other entertaining thing was watching Erik falling down the rocks. I guess it was scary at first; seeing the big wave coming, Erik falling then hitting all the rocks, but it turned out ok and later I laughed. We went to a pharmacy to get medical supplies for his bloody feet/back/arm. So as you see it was a fun day, eventually. And ah, the secret place is a secret (of course). And that's why I'm not telling you where it is.

this makes me laugh

So one day I was at work this guy comes over to me and asks if I knew a place that he could take the fish he caught to taxidermy it. OK (weird) !!! At first I said no, but he begged me to go to his car and see the "gigantic" fish that he wanted to place perfectly on his living room wall. After that he asked me if I had a camera for a picture of him and the lovely fish. I happened to have one at the moment and while I was getting the camera prepared he started telling me how his hat was all crappy and broken but he was still wearing it because it was lucky. I suddenly realized that he had no friends. So me (as a good samaritan) took the picture and print it for him. Next day he came back to get it. I was not at work but he nicely left me a five dollar bill on the counter and a happy "thank you" heard from one of my coworkers. So here he is. Mr. I don't remember your name - thanks for the 5 bucks!

ah, the beach

Lately we have gone every week to the beach. I mean we really go to the beach.. wearing a bathing suit and all that. Except going in the water. I really hate the sea. It's gross. All the animals, weeds, jelly fish and all that. I got bitten TWICE. The first time was actually a pinch, a pinch that hurt for a consecutive two hours. It was maybe a lobster or a crab. At least I hope thats all it was... Anyways, we are going to the beach again tomorrow and I'll be wearing booties all day. Just in case.