Tuesday, June 23, 2009

one week left

In exactly ONE week I'll be in Brazil. It's exciting to go back but not too exciting to leave. Getting rid of the summer and going back to the freezing winter. The good thing is that I'm going to be eating my mummy's healthy and fresh food again. I'm so sick of fast food and all the crap I eat here all the time. Especially because the cheap food is the fat food (always that way). The gay thing is that I will be going back to school, getting a job and not having time for anything else. Since I have to enjoy my last week of fun, Erik and I will be going to Six Flags tomorrow. And then we will be going to the beach (again). Yeah, the week is going through faster than I thought...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

the hangover

The funniest movie ever made deserves a picture in here.

Monday, June 15, 2009

the day we went to vegas

Our porn cards collection:

The biggest drop roller coaster:

We recently went to Las Vegas for a vacation kinda trip. It wasn't our first time but I'm pretty sure it was the most fun one. On the way, we had to stop at Buffalo Bill's to go on the biggest drop roller coaster. I seriously almost died in that thing and I'm glad I didn't have anything to eat before I got on that ride. Then we continued the trip to Vegas. The coolest thing was that everything was free (except for food). We had 2 free nights at the Flamingo which had the best swimming pool and water slides ever. The other cool thing was that we figured out that our room key was the same one for a couple other casinos, so we could go to all the other pools in the other casinos too. On the streets, Las Vegas was full of all the disgusting things that everybody says Las Vegas is full of. I'm talking about all those drunk people, alcohol smell and porn star cards that they give to you when you are walking around. After awhile we started collecting them and I was impressed how many cards we got in 5 minutes of walking.We had a super fun time and even got free stuff for dancing with a gay guy at The Venetian. We also got some free tickets to go up to the Eiffel Tower. It could of been more amazing if we weren't so afraid of heights but it was still fun. The trip was absolutely amazing, we got another free night for the Imperial Palace (which was not as good as the Flamingo, but it’s a free room in VEGAS) - so who cares. We got to go see the Cirque Du Soileil - “O” (view trailer). It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. All those people coming and going in the water. They just come fom nowhere and then they disapear. Last time I was in Vegas I saw the Mystére (view trailer) and I cannot figure out which one I like better yet. After another day in the pool we finally were able to get back home but I already wanna go back…But for now I guess we have to go back to buying our alcohol! (dammit)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

We found...

...the most beautiful place on Earth!! The picture was from inside a cave and right behind Erik there is a cool little private beach.


We had to wait for the perfect moment the waves were hitting the rocks.



Erik found a cool little jacuzzi for crabs.



The beach was fun. Totally fun!! I even went in the water.. Erik had to hold me but I did (with no booties)!!! Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get bitten/pinched this time. Even with thousands of crabs walking sideways on the rocks. Crabs are funny when they don't attack you. I'm considering a crab for a pet, they are kinda entertaining. But the other entertaining thing was watching Erik falling down the rocks. I guess it was scary at first; seeing the big wave coming, Erik falling then hitting all the rocks, but it turned out ok and later I laughed. We went to a pharmacy to get medical supplies for his bloody feet/back/arm. So as you see it was a fun day, eventually. And ah, the secret place is a secret (of course). And that's why I'm not telling you where it is.

Monday, June 1, 2009

this makes me laugh

So one day I was at work this guy comes over to me and asks if I knew a place that he could take the fish he caught to taxidermy it. OK (weird) !!! At first I said no, but he begged me to go to his car and see the "gigantic" fish that he wanted to place perfectly on his living room wall. After that he asked me if I had a camera for a picture of him and the lovely fish. I happened to have one at the moment and while I was getting the camera prepared he started telling me how his hat was all crappy and broken but he was still wearing it because it was lucky. I suddenly realized that he had no friends. So me (as a good samaritan) took the picture and print it for him. Next day he came back to get it. I was not at work but he nicely left me a five dollar bill on the counter and a happy "thank you" heard from one of my coworkers. So here he is. Mr. I don't remember your name - thanks for the 5 bucks!

ah, the beach

Lately we have gone every week to the beach. I mean we really go to the beach.. wearing a bathing suit and all that. Except going in the water. I really hate the sea. It's gross. All the animals, weeds, jelly fish and all that. I got bitten TWICE. The first time was actually a pinch, a pinch that hurt for a consecutive two hours. It was maybe a lobster or a crab. At least I hope thats all it was... Anyways, we are going to the beach again tomorrow and I'll be wearing booties all day. Just in case.