you people...

My city doesn't change. Last Saturday I decided to go downtown to take some pictures and walk around to see what is new. Surprisingly all the shops, bars, book stores, churches (...) that I remember are still in the same place, so is everything else. When I say everything else I mean all the weird people that are still around there. The last time I was here people would do anything to get your attention even if you are just going out to do errands NOT wanting to be bothered. I'm gonna have to mention some of them:

* Those freaking Hare Krishna people. O-M-G! They always try to make you buy one of the books about 'whatever-they-believe-in'. Actually they don't try, they pretty much force you to. I'm sick of them. Why do they dress like that anyway? They look like a bunch of homos going to a yoga class. I even went to their "temple" one day for a college project. When I got there I was greeted with a nice welcome, people were friendly and cheerful until they start forcing me to stay in the circle and sing "Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama" for at least 35 times with them. I was only there for a project as I said, but the Hare Krishna lady promised she would give me some vegetarian food at the end so I stayed. I was held captive for the longest 30 minutes of my whole life when I just couldn't handle it anymore and went back home - with no food. It was like a class, a torture class, about Krishna beliefs that I don't care about!!! All I wanted was someone to answer my questions as I usually do to them when they stop me on the streets. Krishna people - you and your stupid religion, GO FIND A JOB!

* Ok hippies, your turn! First of all, no, I don't want to buy one of those ugly bracelets you always make me look at. Second, why do you always put your shit on the ground right in front of the most famous structures we have in the city? I came out of my house to take a picture of that very interesting structure you are blocking.... but now all I have are pictures of you people playing your stupid guitars right in front of it. Great. That's awesome. I can print them now and maybe decorate my hippie tent with some hippie flowers and a hippie "love and peace" sign. Lastly and most important - you really stink! Dudes, common we are in 2009 already. People shower everyday now. Make a time machine out of your bracelets and move back to the 60's, please.

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* To finish my collection of my most hated people, I didn't forget the gypsies. Oh yeah, even if I wanted to I could not forget you folks because you have your TENT sitting in the way of everywhere I want to go. What are you people? A mix between drunk homeless people and pirates that didn't have enough money to buy a pirate ship? Do you even have any money to buy anything at all? How do you wash your clothes? Because I always see them drying on the top of a barbed wire fence. Plus, do you really think you are psychic? I can't believe you are stupid enough to think you can palm read or see my future through a crystal ball. That only happens in cartoons, trust me. I have absolutely no idea how you came to the world but it's time to be normal and just buy a clothes line already. No offense.

Just to end my post this is the only good picture I took on the entire day:

Thank God the pretty flowers are at least still there.